1. My transmission has blown up quite a few times during summer weekends.

    Had to go see great gradmaw in florida, she wasn't doing too well.
  2. I call that "sick and tired "leave.
  3. I called my husband (then boyfriend)'s work and told them that his mom had fallen and we think her leg was broken. I feel terrible about it now!

    I had to call in sick after the Saints v Texans game in November because I was majorly hung over. Claimed to have a 24 hour virus.
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  4. I work from home, so if it's a hangover day, I don't need to call in. I can just stay in bed and respond to everything via my blackberry. I only use sick days if I want to play golf or some other activity where I don't want to be available.
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  5. two words...

    "Hershey squirts" :hihi:
  6. ROFL...no shame. You win, sir.
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  7. Well now that the game is scheduled for 1:00 BR time, it is time to upgrade the calling in excuse list for the benefit of the poor souls who kneaux not!

    Salmonella from California tomatoes cannot be argued with. :nope:
  8. Years and years ago when I was managing a big seafood restaurant on the Gulf Coast, my most important cook called in on a Friday night. Friday was the busiest night of the week and we were booked solid....I was on the verge of panic. "Greg," I said, "You know how much I need you tonight. What's so important?"

    Greg was honest. He said, "Well, Boss.....my wife is gonna get pregnant tonight, and I'd like to be there."

    I said, "See you tomorrow, Bro!":eek:ldskule::eek:ldskule:
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  9. I once called in sick because I was in a plane crash. When Mr Weed caught me at the Red Sox game with my family I explained that the plane crash turned out to be gas.

    Or was that something from the Family Guy?
  10. If I wasn't already scheduled to be out tomorrow I would be heading home now with a migraine...