He failed the background check for buying a water pistol.

Shouldn't you be under a bridge waiting for some billy goats to cross? Get the fuck out of here with that fucking gibberish you just vomited out of your fingertips.

Congrats on being the dumbest anonymous internet character of all time, a title you won even before this ridiculous drivel.

Must of lost his gig on Dora the Explorer

He lost out to a starfish for the Spongebob sidekick role