Edit: Totally misread this one.

I'm unsure about the bonus. Have to check with goo....I mean John.

This my 9,000th post.
rumor has it I get a set of plastic steak knives for reaching this milestone

I would be concerned about your carbon footprint from all dem posts. If Gore finds out, he may drop thousands of leaflets on your house from his lear jet.

:huh:
I just checked the bottom of my feet. I don't see any carbon.
I usually wipe my feet real good before I enter the den.

I would have corrected you but i couldnt have been certain though I was*

*practicing this circular logic thingy.

plastic is causing this coldfront. so thats not happening.

Honestly, I have been feeling some shame. The Dude gets easily frustrated, and knowing that, it is pretty wrong when I take advantage of that.

he's calmer than you

The size and status of threads might mean a lot to you, but it isn't a concern to me.

Follow him around and take pot-shots at him like you do to me, and see if you still feel that way.

I take shots at everybody here.
Me and Dude have definitely had our debates where we were on opposite sides.

Oh, and that last one wasn't a shot at you.
I was quoting that little line under his user name