Why are Europeans pussies?

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  1. CParso

    CParso Founding Member

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    Outside of one thread that won't die & I don't care about anymore, it's a little slow around here. So...

    Why are Europeans such pussies?

    Was it World War II? Seems to me, that's about the time they all started going down hill...

    I know the war was mostly fought there, it was terrible, tragic, lots of losses. America didn't have quite the same proximity to the action - is that why we didn't turn into chotches?

    Could their political ideals play a part?

    What is it going to take for them to grow some balls? Will they ever change?
     
  2. RedElephants

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    I dunno...But the women are HAWT! :thumb:
     
  3. LSUsupaFan

    LSUsupaFan Founding Member

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    I think 2 world wars broke them in alot of ways.
     
  4. CParso

    CParso Founding Member

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    you dig that hairy look huh?
     
  5. G_MAN113

    G_MAN113 Founding Member

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    The French were bled white in the First World War...since then, their will to fight has been nil. However, theirs was a corrupt, decaying society even before that. Their military was rife w/ corruption (witness the Dreyfuss case).
    See "The Life of Emile Zola" if you ever get the chance...it's a great movie from the 1930's that shows how France was before WWI.
     
  6. USMTiger

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    I think he's refering less to the stinky hairy French types, and more of the Blonde Swedish Snow Bunnies. Yummy! Zat iz vedy gud!
     
  7. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Europe has been a major battlefield since Roman times. But especially since Napoleon starting using million-man armies and the Industrial Revolution in the 19th century, European civilan populations and national economies have been badly impacted by major continental wars. (1866, 1870, 1914, and 1939). They witnessed the worst genocide in history, which was also perpetrated by themselves. They just had a close scare in the Cold War where they were going to be the main battleground between two superpowers in a nuclear/biological/chemical world war.

    The Europeans are very anti-war because a big one rolls through town every few decades and ruins everybody's life. The last one was so horrible that even the militaristic Germans scared themselves into pacifists. It is hard for Americans to understand when we haven't had an enemy army in our streets since 1865 and 1781 . . . and even then the enemy was us.

    European businesses prefer reinforced concrete construction instead of cinder blocks and timber framing. Such buildings survive world wars. All European dwellings have substantial basements, not just for utilities and storage, but for shelter during artillery bombardments or bombings. The real costs of war are deeply engrained in these people.

    And it should not be forgotten that the Euros maintain substantial militaries and can fight very well when they have to. The Brits and the Krauts are extremely professional and even the froggy French have a skilled military when they actually commit them to a fight. But they have been fighting each other for centuries and they have grown very cautious.

    To an American war is football . . . to an European war is chess. Americans will vigorously defend our territory and aggressively assault the enemy. We will stage a deceptive plan to combine a frontal ground assault with an aerial attack. The object is to defeat the enemy and take his base.

    Europeans will plan for long periods then make moves designed to control the center. They will make feints and deceptions designed to confuse and will make great sacrifices to gain an advantage. They will wait patiently for the enemy to commit to an attack and then take advantages of his weaknesses. The object is to convince the enemy that he must surrender.

    Perhaps, this is why the Europeans are effective allies. The combination of American audacity and European prudence was very successful in World War II and the Cold War. But when we ain't actually engaged side-by-side in a big fight, it is often difficult for Americans and Europeans to understand each other.

    But together we represent The West to the Third World and The Asian Hordes. We have more shared values and heritage with the Europeans than with anybody. They are important allies and collectively have more military forces than we do. We can call them pussies, but we won't let the Asians or Africans treat them so. It's our job to be the belligerent, aggressive pacesetter, it's the Europeans job to be the clever, devious pussies.

    It's the good cop/bad cop approach to the advance of Western Civilization. :grin:
     
  8. RedElephants

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    See yeah now that is what I am talking about! Did you see Hostel? Ya those kind--minus the psycho killer stuff...But those accents....um ya! :thumb:
     
  9. CParso

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    Well done Red.
     
  10. LsuCraig

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    One reason and one reason only. Since WWII they have lived with the reality that the US will protect them from their enemies. They have been allowed to almost spend nothing on military advances since then because we have our nuke's in Germany and eastern Europe. We have been and will continue to be Europe's protector and they know that.
     

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