Maybe if it's used as a buttplug and someone farts lol I guess I'll accept that. I'm too damn tired to fight right now lol. It's a bullethole plug for a life raft. I usually don't get home until real late at night (we have baseball 6 days a week until the season's over for my two sons) so I don't have time to go looking for unique things to take pics of at home. I get home, gotta do dinner real quick, then bath and bed times. That leaves me a few minutes worth of insomniac time lol. I try to keep it simple and fun, and sometimes gruesome. Herb, you're up bro.
Clearly some kind of oil lamp that can be hung from a hook. The label says "Good Luck" in German and has a pick and hammer mining symbol under it. Sherlock Red deduces that it is a German mining lamp.