What are your rules of life?

Definition:


Hooker – you pay to play and then they go away.

Wife – you pay to play but they won’t go away.


You sir have never been married.:hihi:


I know I am gonna catch flack for this.

 

Oh they will go away alright, but it is at that moment in time that you realize you should have gotten the hooker. It would be a lot less costly.

 

And more than likely would have gotten more out of 1 time than a life time with your wife.:rofl:

 

Hate everyone.
Trust no one.
Don't be stupid.
Have no regrets.

The day you stop learning is the day you start becoming obsolete.

 

fixed it.

 

well, that would bring up an "unfairness of life" thread. male strippers are generally gay. or so ive heard.

i mean really, where's the fun in that? of course, then the flip side is not having to worry about the glitter....

 

you don't have to pay them if you kill them. word to the wise.

 

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John Woodens Pyramid of Success.

 

we had the patent leather Class As but they were phasing in the new unis as I was getting out.....the best pair I had were some jump boots that I kept just for inspections....they looked like Black glass!