Friends, Tigers, Tigerforums.com readers ... lend me your ears! Crawfish? Got your ears on ... It's time to WHACK LESS SMILES WITH ANOTHER WEDNESDAY NIGHT AMBUSH ... after a lucky win over Arkansas I predict a Georgia win … 21-17 after another lackluster offensive performance. LSU FANS ARE BEING CHEATED THESE QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ASKED BY SOMEONE WITH SOME BALLS FROM TIGERFORUMS.COM. I have failed to get through "long distance" from both Europe & Saudi ... Anyone having testicular fortitude ... please "PIN THE NAIL ON THIS MILES DONKEY" as follows: COACH, I HAVE 2 RELATED QUESTIONS: 1. WHY HAS LSU FAILED TO OPEN UP THE OFFENSE THIS YEAR AS PROMISED IN PRESEASON, ESPECIALLY THE ALMOST NON-EXISTENT VERTICAL PASSING ATTACK? ... AND TWO, 2. COACH, DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE LSU CAN RUN THE TABLE WITHOUT A SERIOUS VERTICAL PASSING ATTACK IN THE POST SEASON? 3. Coach, How do you expect to win a SECCG & BCS Bowl game against Top 10 competition and draw Top recruits to LSU when we have to watch an impotent offensive attack each week ... I mean, c'mon Coach, do you really expect the Top Recruits to jump at a chance to play at LSU when players better than they are "RIDING THE PINE" and the top receiver doesn’t get benched for dropping multiple short to intermediate passes? 4. Coach, how long will it take LSU to develop it's vertical passing attack and be a serious threat to score each time they take the field? 5. Coach, if LSU cannot strike deep and score with the talent they have now, when will LSU ever be more than a one-dimensional offensive team? 6. Coach, maaa ... maaa ... maaa ... how does it feel being the goat this year and part of the reason LSU lost a shot at the NC because of your coaching conservativism and the poor play calling ... you really choked in the Tennessee game, Gomer! ... Disco Farm beat playing in the background! 7. Do you feel like LSU's offensive under-achieving and transparent offense, specifically the failure to deliver an "opened-up" vertical passing attack (as promised), is your fault, and what do you plan to do about it to affect immediate change? 8. Coach, thousands of LSU fans wanna know ... How much longer do we have to pay quality money to support you and this football program and watch an IMPOTENT offensive attack without a vertical passing game? Please tell us that you have plans to immediately implement changes to reverse the unacceptable level of offensive play and pitiful play calling by your subordinates, specifically Jimbo Fisher. 9. Coach, How long do you plan on being here at LSU, and do you ever expect to achieve competent play calling that utilizes a vertical passing game to actually SCORE PLENTY OF POINTS AND DOMINATE OTHER TEAMS? 10. Coach, how do you expect to beat Georgia and possibly a BCS team later with an impotent, predictable offense that doesn't use a vertical passing game and the best talented WR corps in America is being WASTED, IMO? 11. Coach, is LSU gonna continue to throw those short lame 1st down passes over the left side that Gomer Pyle’s gramdma can spot, resulting in poor first quarter results and three-and-out? 12. Coach, do you ever get "liquored up" after these close games (like I do), especially when you (I both) know that LSU should be stomping the ever-loving crap outta these teams we play?
I really do love the work ... :hihi: 13. Coach Miles, how long do you expect to keep your job or have Jimbo Fisher keep his job when we cannot find the LSU offense ranked in the Top 50 ... I mean, surely you're not blind to the lame play calling, poor concentration and execution ... suckass play that the LSU offense has epitomized. I'm glad you've got us to the SECCG, Coach, but get an offensive clue or we'll take your scalp ... and we mean it!
