We need a catchy name for our defense

Well, you don't like the

"By You" Blitz or BAYOU BLITZ ... call 'em

THE CADILLAC CRUNCHERS or THE CIGAR STOMPERS

 

i like the bayou blitz first and purple haze second. but purple haze is borderline cheesy

 

How bout the wall of Voodeu'

"Purple Haze all in my brain" der naa naa
I can just hear the Golden Band chiming in after a crushing sack
Nothing cheesy about it!

Or the Flying Purple People Eaters
could put that one to music too,

 

defensive names

still having fun.....How about THE CARETAKERS (of death valley)? Or simply "Charmin." (cause we're about to clean your butt) Or again in connection with Death Valley, Death-inition or Death-definers. Educators, as in WE WILL TEACH YOU A LESSON. DNA------displaying defensive aggression. I guess these come to mind because I like to cook Cajun. "Tony's", because we're about to cook your a$$. How would you like your a$$ served? Raw, boiled, or fried?

 

havent read through the post so this might be on there....

"the #1 defense in the nation"

its straight to the point....cant get any better than that

 

CRAM IT IN YOUR ASS D

 

"THEY ARE THE NUMBER ONE SCORING DEFENSE. WE ARE THE NUMBER ONE DEFENSE!:cry: :cry: - Whiney baby, Bob Stoops to Lynn Swann at halftime of the Sugar Bowl

 

And the only Cure..