:cry: :cry: :cry: Ya'll heard there was a major earthquake in USCalifonia earlier this week. Scientists now believe that a previously unknown and inactive fault line was awakened because of the unprecedented level of consistent whining by USC fans. The high levels of " sonic whining " have now weakened the Cali. coast and are creating an increased risk of aftershocks. More startling still is the prediction by these same scientists, that on January 4th, the levels of :cry: :cuss: :angry: :sob: :dis: :cry: will be so great, that a large area of USCalifonia will actually fall into the Pacific ocean. When President George W. Bush was informed of this potential threat, he replied, "Well, at least the whining has stopped." He also added a, "Geaux Tigers!" as he left the podium. The Coast Guard mounted a massive rescue mission to try and find survivors but called off the search due to " Fear Factor" coming on TV. More at 11pm. :geaux:
