Ultimate College Football Annual(Problems)

My dad just bought this college preview magazine and it looks good. There are however some problems with it. First off they buy into the whole Auburn thing and pick them preseason 7th. Other problems have to do with LSU. They predict LSU to finish tied for 3rd with Ole Piss in the SEC West behind Auburn and Arkansas. They have Saban the 8th most overrated coach in America. The best coach is none other than the blue hair Joe Paterno. They have LSU the 5th best tailgate. The number 1 tailgate is Penn State. What the hell is that. I mean Penn State come on. The rest are 2. Georgia, 3.Texas(What the hell here. I mean I've been to games and they don't tailgate.) 4.Tennessee 5.LSU 6.Ohio State 7.Clemson 8.VT 9.Arkansas 10.Auburn. LSU recruting class is #2 behind Notre Dame. Where did the Irish come from. As far as bowl games go, they have us facing Wisconsin in the Capital One Bowl. In the Sugar Bowl we have Michigan vs. Texas(Haven't we seen them pick to go to the NC game before) for the NC.

 

That is the biggest crock of $*&% I've read in a long time! I have been to a few Tenn. games and they usually have about 1/2 the tailgaters that a comparable LSU game would draw. And the only thing these people up here can cook is a good breakfast and a mean hamburger. Tailgating is about people and food, and you can't find any better people or food than what you find on Saturdays in BR. Anyway, Geaux Tigers!

 

They're delusional. With the exception of Texas, none of those places is known for food. Plus, most schools have afternoon kickoffs, while we have a full day unless the assclowns from CBS or Jefferson Pilot get involved.

 

Nothing to be upset about. Anything that's that far off is just laughable. Penn State, that's just hilarious.

 

we need to take up a collection to send them a case a crab boil.

 

Sounds like the writer is a Penn State alumnus. Red is right: Here in Virginia they love unseasoned STEAMED seafood. God knows what it is like in the mountains of Pennsylvania. Tailgating at Penn State? Drive-through at the KFC.

 

A couple of years ago I met some people from Texas on the beach at Grande Isle. They had caught a bunch of crabs and they boiled them in plain salt water with no seasonings at all.
UNFREAKINBELIEVEABLE!

 

I have a friend that moved from Louisiana up to Michigan and he say their idea of spicing up their food is black pepper and ketchup.

 

I have been to several UT (Texas) games, and their tailgate is terrible. Mostly because they are in teh middle of a city and the place is just not condusive for it. But yeh after reading that I would toss that crap right into the garbage. UT tailgating does not exsist, you might see one hillbilly with a smoker somewhere and thats about it.

geaux Tigers.