Trevor Lawrence announced he’s headed to the Transfer Portal ... Unconsolable

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  1. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    After the LSU loss ...
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    Hotel Roosevelt Detectives Heard Sunshine whimpering to his wife and the sound of items crashing about the room ...

    According to sauces at Hotel this was Heard:

    1. I was 29-0, how did this happen ...
    2. I want to go to LSU and play for Coach Brady just like Joe ... More crashing
    3. Mommie, I want to be a Real Tiger!
    4. don’t wanna go back to Clemson mommy

    Hotel Security knocks on door asking if everything is all right ...

    We’re ok said Sunshine ... Who hurriedly calmed down and changed his tone ...

    An inspection of Hotel Property has been ordered by Mgmt at checkout today ...

    LSU could not take Lawrence in the transfer portal, so this wish (according to the Hotel Security who heard this) will not come true.

    I sprung this one on the Clemson boards that were (and are) in TOTAL MELTDOWN

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    Happy National Championship New Year
     
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  2. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali Booger Eatin Moron

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    Lol, now that's funny
     
  3. lsu-i-like

    lsu-i-like Playoff advocate

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  4. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    After Higgins big reverse sweep and run to get to 16-7 ... Their Last Hurrah

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    Dabo and his playcaller do a leaping GAY reverse booty bump

    In that play Delpit chased Higgins and that just pissed off Delpit who took Higgins out with that crushing hit and thigh contusion...

    Higgins is one hurting puppy today courtesy of our Thorpe Award Winner

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    The arseholes tried to call it targeting ... what a CFB rules know-nothing ... Legal hit (Delpit was high enough) unless it hits the knee or ankle ...

    Delpit punished that bitch ...
     
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  5. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    Dabo thought he won the game when they went up 17-7.
     
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  6. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali Booger Eatin Moron

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    They had an awesome game play that made the first half look like it was anyone's game, and it was. What they failed to plan for was sustaining that plan.
    The Joe's of LSU figured that shit out and Aranda carried the gas can.
     
  7. gynojunkie

    gynojunkie "Pooties R Us"

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    Yes! Did you see his hip bump? He's probably at his chiropractor's right at this moment.
     

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