My brother is married to a girl from South Africa. She has grown up around tribal shamans and witch doctors (they were maids and stuff for her family growing up). She learned the art of tribal rituals and on every missed FG from our opponents this year, she was convinced to do a "Witch Dance" before the kick, including tonights missed FG from Ole Miss. You all see the results. So please join me in thanking Christine in Atlanta for her tribal witch dance that no LSU opponent has been able to shake.
The secret is exposed! Put her in witness protection, we will need her yet! But wait, witness protection means a small trash town like fayetteville. That won't do. We're doomed!
