THE CFN DOUBLE CURSE OF DEATH ... THE DEATH KNELL HAS SOUNDED

The gothic cathedrals lie still ... the resounding and sickening curse has lit upon the College FB world ... Without further ado :lol:

HERE IT IS ...

THE ABSOLUTE "KISS OF DEATH" HAS BEEN PLACED UPON USC ...

It couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of losers ... I am truly, truly joyous tonight

Collegefootballnews did it ...

For this entire millenium ... the joke of College Football has been the

~C~F~N~ ~M~I~D~S~E~A~S~O~N~ ~R~E~V~I~E~W~S~

~W~H~Y~ ... You need evidence ... I always provide a link

I'll tell you ****ing ~W~H~Y~ ... because

C
F
N ~M~I~D~S~E~A~S~O~N~ ~R~E~V~I~E~W~S~

has a Section ... It's called ...

~A~N~D~ ~T~H~E~ ~N~A~T~I~O~N~A~L~ ~C~H~A~M~P~I~O~N~ ~W~I~L~L~ ~B~E~

... as if they could find their own arses with 8 hands and a roadmap













.............Drum rolllll!

In 2004 They said ...

http://www.collegefootballnews.c o...season_Look.htm

The National Champion will be... USC
The schedule shapes up well, but don't count out Auburn, Oklahoma or Wisconsin from the mix. Also watch out for Florida State to keep moving up and up and up the charts.

In 2003 They said ...

http://www.collegefootballnews.c o...season_Look.htm

The National Champion will be... Oklahoma
Rationally, what other team can be chosen at this point? The Virginia Tech - Miami winner will probably be in New Orleans, but no one's playing better in all areas than the Sooners are.


In 2002 They said ...

http://www.collegefootballnews.c o...season_look.htm

The National Champion will be... Miami
With no conference championship game, the chances for the Canes to lose in another tough late game isn't there like it is for Georgia and Oklahoma. Miami will have to face Virginia Tech, but the Hokies come to the Orange Bowl.

In 2001 They did the same damned thing ... You get the ****ing drift ... snowmen

In 2000 They did the same damned thing

It only stops back in 1999 ... last millennium ... ONLY THEN ... and that year their predictions were completely and totally off ...

You are all fairly bright boys here in Tigerforums ...

Can you figure it out

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N IS TWOFOLD

THERE IS A ~D~O~U~B~L~E~ ~C~U~R~S~E~ ~H~E~R~E~

Answer:

A)

B)

 

can no one see the two common threads and

hence ... the two part curse ...

c'mon ... plain as the nose on your face ...

Boy ... am I gonna lay some green down on that Orange Bowl ... especially if someone's favored :wink:

 

Auburn vs Oklahoma in the Orange?

 

well.. the one they pick loses, and the one who wins is never mentioned.. so.. where is miami in the list for 2004?

 

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezum Pete's

Only one guy with a clue ...

There are actually

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e

common threads and the curse

 

It's not that no one gets it...It's that no one gives a sh!t...

;-)

 

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Y~O~U W~O~U~L~D type like a

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Look at martin!

I always get the notion that martin is typing at like 3:00am from behind the nurse counter in some invalid ward at a retirement home. His writing style is real dry and sterile at times...

But that one was actually kind of funny...

Kudos!

 

^^^ What he said!






(crap did I just say that in reference to a TE comment)

 

~S~O~L~U~T~I~O~N~

A) The CFN predicted winner is the only team mentioned "in the pack" that ever makes it to the National Championship game ... so

~U~S~C~ will go to the National Championship in 2004 :cuss: ... but

B) The CFN predicted winner ~L~O~S~E~S~ ~E~V~E~R~Y~ ~T~I~M~E~

~U~S~C~ is ~C~U~R~S~E~D~ and a guaranteed ~L~O~S~E~R~

C) The CFN predicted challengers ~N~E~V~E~R~ ~S~H~O~W~ ~U~P~

Auburn, Florida State, Oklahoma and Wisconsin are ~C~U~R~S~E~D~

D) The winner of the National Championship is never mentioned by CFN.

~M~I~A~M~I~ leads the list for those ~B~L~E~S~S~E~D~ (Locoguano points out) ... we'll see