Due to various colleges giving their programs early Christmas presents (i.e. firing head coaches), I thought I would bring about more Christmas cheer with a carol: Tis the season to get canned, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Losing seasons, you'll get slammed, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Burn it now, the Ron Zook apparel, Fa la la, la la la, la la la. I hope up next is the Pete Carrol, Fa la la la la, la la la la. How's the unemployment line Tyrone Willingham? Fa la la la la, la la la la. Strike the violin your coaching was a sham. Fa la la la la, la la la la. What happened to you oh Gerry DiNardo? Fa la la la la, la la la la. LSU knew you were mediocre quite a while ago, Fa la la la la, la la la la. David Cutcliffe, get some of this too, Fa la la la la, la la la la. When you lost Eli what were you to do?, Fa la la la la, la la la la. But don't forget, Lou Holtz wasn't fired, Fa la la la la, la la la la. His team had a big fight, so he retired, Fa la la la la, la laaaa laaaaaaa laaaaaaaaaaa.
