Spider Infested Bananas Cause Hours Long Boners

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  1. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Is that a banana in your pocket, or have you just been bitten by a Brazilian wandering spider?

    A British couple was horrified on Tuesday after they found a bunch of bananas they purchased from a Tesco store was infested with spiders they believe to be Brazilian wandering spiders, the Bristol Post reports. The bite of that spider can cause a host of unpleasant symptoms, including hours-long painful erections and death.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/...tion_n_6859190.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592
     
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  2. TigerBacker70

    TigerBacker70 I'm the Cock of the Walk!

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    Great. Now some of the dusty old geezers around here who haven't popped wood without pharmaceutical help since the Curley Hallman here will be searching to find these spiders.
     
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  3. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Probably find a nest under red's house.
     
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  4. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Don't waste your time, grandpa. The nubile grad assistants bring them over, along with the raw oysters. Eat your heart out.
     
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  5. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

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    Shyt, when red wakes up in the morning he pole vaults out of bed- believe it.
     
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  6. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    god, please make it stop.
     
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  7. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    It's not necessary to address me as God. Best seek immediate medical attention.
     
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  8. Bengal B

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    Those penile implants are amazing

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  9. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    It was an inside joke, Gilligan. You're not supposed to get it . . . and you didn't.
     
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