Darth Vader vs Darth Visor

Jared Lorenzen vs a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken

MORPHEUS VS. IVAN MASIEL(The little LSU hater)

Nature Boy Rick Flair vs Tommy TeleTubbyVille

Wooooooooooooooooooo

BY GAWD KING!!! That Tommy Tubberville is a despicable human being. -in my best good ole JR impression

Sean Salisbury vs. John Clayton (Mr. Peepers).

SabanFan....What's the deal with Clayton? Could you imagine him starring in an adult entertainment production?

He has the most misshapen, odd looking dome I've ever seen on any homo sapien-EVAH!

...and that RIDICULOUS combover? Come on!

Jerry Jones vs. Tom Benson

is there an arena big enough for their egos?

Greg Louganis vs any male iceskater
Somebody is gonna get their eyes scratched out!

Lee Courso and Dick Vitale

would they ever get around to fighting