I saw a guy put ketchup on his crabcakes one time. I wanted to grab his plate and throw it out the restaurant. It's like putting potato salad in gumbo

This should be an amendment to the Constitution, adding having it cooked "well done".

Steak should never be well done, that's what you mean right?

I will put ketchup on a hamburger steak but just because they use the word steak doesn't mean it's really a steak.

You just haven't found the right ribeye yet

No idea what you're getting at here. Ribeyes are my favorite cut.

To put ketchup on. I was making a tasteless joke and you ruined it. I hope you're happy

Steak is no joking matter my friend.

I prefer a filet, then the shoulder, or a good sirloin. I like the leaner cut with no fat.

On a good steak the fat is called marbleing