SEC CG, ATLANTA, GA LSU, SEC Western Division Champion and Georgia meet in the SEC Championship game in Atlanta. LSU is a 2.5 point favorite, but the media is split because the game is being held in Georgia's back yard, and the TALKING HEADS remain steadfastly devout GEORGIA FANS ... picking a GEORGIA "HOME" win. The Georgia Dome is rocking and America watches as LSU overcomes a slow start and a fumble by LSU to put Georgia out front to a 10-0 lead. The Defense adjusts and the LSU offense comes alive ... streaking for 42 unanswered points and holding Georgia without a first down in the entire second half. One of the Talking Heads decapitates himself when his head rotates 720 degrees after watching an LSU TD replay. Numerous and repeated attempts to reattach and revive the HEAD were unsuccessful. ESPN remaining heads acknowledged the ROOT CAUSE of the Death ... and endorse LSU for the National Championship ... at the same time they do this ... the eyes in the detached HEAD open ... and a faint Geaux Tigers can be heard before reexpiration of the HEAD. The final score, LSU 42- GA 10 .................. gives LSU more than the 33 AP points needed to overtake USC in the AP poll and earn a Sugar Bowl berth against undefeated Oklahoma. The BCS uproar is quelled by the remaining Heads, now loyal to LSU and the detached Head's final words. NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP, NEW ORLEANS, LA After winning the Big 12 Championship game with a freak comeback after a late turnover and a Safety (OU 19, KSU 17), Undefeated OKLAHOMA and Heisman Trophy fat cat Jason White show up in New Orleans as a prohibitive 6.5 point favorite. The atmosphere in the Superdome is incredible as most of the 80,000 in attendance are howling for LSU. White and the Sooners take the toss and the opening drive 80 yards for a TD. LSU answers with a 100 yard kickoff return by Skyler Green and the Tigers never look back, outscoring Oklahoma 31-3 the remainder of the game. With time expiring, and LSU's entire senior class (as substitutes) in the game, OU tacks on a final meaningless 7 points. LSU takes the 2nd Sugar Bowl Trophy in 3 years and is crowned National Champion. Bourbon Street and the entire NO downtown area is the scene of chaos and wild riots, and the usually adept and Mardi Gras Combat Veterans THE NEW ORLEANS POLICE DEPARTMENT cannot control the situation. Saban and the entire LSU entourage is choppered out as the CRAZY FANS lay siege to Team Headquarters. City-wide broadcasts for calm by Saban are ignored by the fans and the governor orders the National Guard in and the craziness is still not brought under control by 2PM the following afternoon with more than 3,000 arrests and $250MM USD damage as fire takes several blocks in the quarter when fire department personnel cannot respond to alarms. During the chaos, New Orleans Mayor Ray "Noggin" loses it and has to be placed into a psychiatric ward. As the prospect of a second night of chaos approaches, LSU & desparate officials come up with an idea and play a broadcast by LSU Coach Nick Saban announcing that he will step down effective immediately as LSU's coach if the chaos continues. LSU fans by the millions in the streets of New Orleans immediately cease their frenzied partying and rioting and orderly march behind leaders with Giant Nick Saban Posters. They even begin to attack the small minority of maniacs who continue to riot in a self-policing effort. Order is finally restored just before sunset and nearly 5,000 injuries are reported, and amazingly, only 24 deaths, all from heart failure. Charity Hospital Triage Area overflows to the underpass of Claiborne Ave. New Orleans never recovers and the Sugar Bowl committee, appreciative of LSU's efforts to save New Orleans, moves the Sugar Bowl Game to Baton Rouge and Death Valley. The final score LSU 31, Oklahoma 17
Forget about a Sugar Bowl ... when they cut my brain from it's stem. yabba dabba doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
And all USL fans boycott the local paper because they put the story on the front page: http://forums.delphiforums.com/ragincajuns/messages (Click on the "Sadvertiser Strikes Again" thread)
