After a long life of drinking, gambling and womanizing Boudreaux dropped dead one day and went straight to hell. The devil asked Boudreaux if it was hot enough for him and Boudreaux said "Cher, dis feels like a fine June day in Louisiana." The devil then turned the heat up and asked Boudreaux how he liked it now. Boudreaux told the devil "Feels like a hot July day in Louisiana now like a good day for fishing." The devil then turned the heat way up and smirked "How do you like it now?" "It feels like a great August day back in Louisiana." The devil was getting mad by now so he turned the heat way down to about 20 degrees and left Boudreaux to freeze his butt off. A few hours later the devil checked on Boudreaux and found him jumping up and down and waving his arms and yelling. "Why are you acting like that?" he asked. Boudreaux yelled back "The Saints just won the Super Bowl."
Another one An LSU Tiger fan and an Auburn PlainEagles fan were driving at high speed in opposite directions on a two lane highway late one night when they slammed into each other head on. Both cars were totally demolished but miraculously both the Tiger fan and the Auburn fan came though it without a scratch. The Tiger fan told the Auburn fan that this must be a sign from above and that they should put aside their differences and bury the hatchet. The Tiger fan then noticed that the trunk of his car had popped open and that there was an unbroken quart bottle of Crown Royal in the trunk. He told the Auburn fan "This is another sign from above that the Good Lord wants us to toast our newfound friendship." He opened the bottle and handed it to the Auburn fan who drank half of it down and handed the bottle back to the Tiger fan and said "Your Turn" The Tiger fan just said "No, I think I'll just wait for the police to get here."
