Roses Are Red..... | TigerFan.com

Russell4Heisman · Nov 30, 2006

Roses are red,
Michigan is blue,
New Year's day at the Rose Bowl,
GEAUX LSU!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know its corny but I'm sitting at work and I'm bored :geauxtige

LSUTiga · Nov 30, 2006

Russell4Heisman said: ↑

Roses are red,
Michigan is blue,
New Year's day at the Rose Bowl,
GEAUX LSU!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know its corny but I'm sitting at work and I'm bored :geauxtige
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A "Roses are Red" poem had crossed my mind too. :hihi: :thumb: I'm so dam excited that we're most likely going to the Rose!

Gulf Coast Tige · Nov 30, 2006

I get excited looking at the pic under your name.

LSUTiga · Nov 30, 2006

lsutiga said: ↑

A "Roses are Red" poem had crossed my mind too. :hihi: :thumb: I'm so dam excited that we're most likely going to the Rose!
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Hey watch it, that's my sister. :rofl: :rofl:

orlandotiger · Nov 30, 2006

Ok emialed your poem to a guy that I owrk with (who is Michigan fan) and this is his response:

Roses are Red
Violets are "Go Blue"
U of M will simply dismantle LSU!

Please don't let me lose this war...keep them coming!!!

LSUTiga · Nov 30, 2006

orlandotiger said: ↑

Ok emialed your poem to a guy that I owrk with (who is Michigan fan) and this is his response:

Roses are Red
Violets are "Go Blue"
U of M will simply dismantle LSU!

Please don't let me lose this war...keep them coming!!!

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Send him this one:

Roses are Red,
Violets are blue
What UM is saying,
Miami said too! :hihi:

LSUtiger327 · Nov 30, 2006

Roses are red
Michigan will be blue
Instead of the Buckeyes
they'll lose to :lsup: !!!!!

LSUtiger327 · Nov 30, 2006

Roses are red
Tigers are purple
Michigan sucks
I can't find anything that rhymes with purple.

orlandotiger · Nov 30, 2006

lsutiga said: ↑

Send him this one:

Roses are Red,
Violets are blue
What UM is saying,
Miami said too! :hihi:
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Ok Just sent him this one...we will see what his response is!!!!

LSUTiga · Nov 30, 2006

Keep this for just in case:

An LSU mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his instructor, he began to examine the body. When he rolled it over he was shocked to see a cork in the man's butt. Mystified, he pulled out the cork and immediately heard the University of Michigan fight song come out of the guy's butt. Shaken by what had happened he quickly shoved the cork back into it's original resting place.

He then ran to get his instructor, nervously shouting, "Sir, you must come, you won't believe what I discovered!"

Annoyed by the interruption, he said, "Let's take a look at this astounding discovery."

When they entered the morgue, the teacher was also surprised to see the cork, so he approached the table and promptly removed the cork. Upon hearing the University of Michigan fight song he quickly replaced the cork in the cadavers butt and said, "What's so surprising about that? I've heard thousands of *******s sing that song!"
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