1. Could Emmitt take Chuck Norris in a fight?
  2. Chuck Norris was drunk one night and as a joke pissed in the gas tank of an 18 wheeler. We now know this 18 wheeler as Optimus prime.
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  3. As Larry from Missouri says, "Great, great." Are there Chuck Norris jokes going around his neighborhood? Maybe he started them.

  4. I think greatest Chuck Norris acting was in Dodge ball.

    Thank you Chuck Norris
  5. ill be watching by myself at 10 tonight. theres no better way.