Random thoughts of the day

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by Sourdoughman, Jan 28, 2009.

  1. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Why didn't you plant them that way?
     
  2. stevescookin

    stevescookin Certified Who Dat

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    I thought row vs wade was the choice Washington was forced to make on the banks of the Delaware river.
     
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    That's dang ole funny man
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  4. KyleK

    KyleK Who, me? Staff Member

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    Because it looked better in my yard.
     
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    mctiger closet claustrophic Staff Member

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    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    Fresh off of Shark Week and I couldn't help but wonder, what is the purpose of a damn snorkel?

    You have to go to the surface to get more air, why not just raise your damn head 2 inches and take a breath. That might be the dumbest invention I have ever seen. Completely useless in my book.
     
  7. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Maybe they should make them 40 or 50 feet long so you wouldn't be to come up for air. I think I'll make one and go on Shark Tank with it.
     
  8. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    As long as it is practical, meaning it would have to float otherwise it would take you to the bottom. Maybe you can get a really long accordion style straw from Ca since they no longer need them. Put a collar float about a foot or so from the end that stays out of the water that way it will stay there and expand or contract as you go up or down. See that would be something of use. Having a damn tube that only extends 2" above your head is dumb.
     
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  9. Bengal B

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    They would have to be strong enough so that the people in the boat could yank you out of the water before a shark ate you.
     
  10. Bengal B

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    Yesterday a millennial asked me how to do something computer related. He didn't know how to send multiple pictures in a text. He has probably sent a thousand times more texts in the last month than I have in my life.
     

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