I've karaoked in The Cat's Meow on Bourbon, the only bar I've ever been to that sells 22 ounce bottled beer.

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's and his hair was perfect

I have been in there a time or two but I don't karaoke. Just not my style and well...my singing voice may be more like a cat that is near death crying for something to just put it down.

Red beans have no home.

There is a dating site for marijuana users at http://420singles.net Whoa, @LaSalleAve you are already married

The next time you drive over a scary looking bridge just remember that it was built by the lowest bidder

Royal Gorge Bridge, Colorado

Speaking of The Cats Meow here's a country music song by JR Moore about Meow Mix

I just found out that places like Hooters and Twin Peaks are called Breastaurants

Close. Not long ago in Texas there were true "Breastaurants" where the wait staff wore nothing but paint. The city council shut them down before I could make it in. They re-opened but now they wear skimpy bikini tops and Booty shorts.

Food was terrible.