1. sync your email w/ your phone. have your insurance company email you a copy of your proof of insurance. now you will always have it with you. :)
  2. Mexican coca cola is the best!
  3. a bit late for this trip.

    and another random, not so random, thought....

    i wonder if the cops will give one just a warning for killing a husband?

    "ma'am, i'm just gonna give you a warning this time. next time leave the husband breathing, and have proper insurance verification.":hihi:
  4. A tulane fan husband? hmmm, you probly stand a heckuva chance of gettin off with a verbal.
  5. Okie: But officer, my husband graduated from Tulane and was supposed to put the cards in here.

    Officer: So... Ma'am... those twelve bullet holes are the worst case of suicide I've EVER seen...
  6. Some recurring random thoughts I've had recently:

    - Some stores keep Gillette razors behind the counter. Maybe if they wouldn't price gouge and charge $4 per razor, people wouldn't steal them.

    - The past few evenings it's sounded like my upstairs neighbor has been practicing dropping bowling balls on the floor. What is he doing up there?

    - Remember in the song "Changes" when Tupac said America wasn't ready for a black president? I bet he's happy n... oh, wait.

    - Don't buy generic brand dill pickle spears. It's just not the same.

    - Yeah, I can tell it's not delivery, it's DiGiorno. I'm not stupid.
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  7. Pickle kissing is not a good practice














    :lol:
  8. Random thoughts thread…

    Creamy Peanut Butter vs Crunchy Peanut Butter
    GO
  9. Her name was Magill and she called herself Lill
    But everyone knew her as Nancy.
    (From a song)
  10. I ate a peach today. There is no better fruit than a truly ripe and juicy peach.
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