Random thoughts of the day

Gay rights

I'd be out a lot of knives.

Price increase? What price increase?

 

False. Had to came all the way from New Orleans.

 

Have you ever been to New Orleans? It's like a queer convention.

 

Yesterday, I thought I knew everything. With Obama running the country, I finally figured out I knew nothing. And what the F is a pedal steel?

 

if i were an alien leader and earthlings attempted first contact with us by using prime numbers, i would destroy earth and wipe the human race from existence.

 

its when sourdoughman holds someone in high regard; he puts them up on a pedal steel.

 

That clears that up! I thought it had to do something with an old time bicycle.

 

Why do I give the Federal Government money, which they in turn lend to financial institutions at a very low interest rate, and then the financial institutions want to lend it back to me 4 or 5 times the rate? Is there something wrong with this picture.

 

im pretty sure it has something to do with his steel guitar. maybe one with a foot control or something.

 

you must be a road scholar to have figured that one out