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  1. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    There are two kinds of people, Hoss . . . those who dream about women and . . .
     
    red55, Nov 5, 2012
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    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    Martin gets drunk and gets his fair share. Don't hate.
     
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    martin Banned Forever

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    It's true the window between 5 pints and 9 pints of beer is when I am neither too shy nor too obnoxious and I slay the bitches. When I sober up things go downhill, due to my oafishness and horrifying sexism
     
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    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    Good job little buddy. Sheldon is slaying the bitches
     
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    tigerchick46 Quick Learner

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    That was pretty funny.....and he's not funny!
     
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    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    5 to 9 pints is where I sit in a chair somewhere and nod off . . . I must find some charm earlier.
     
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    martin Banned Forever

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    the hottest ladies i manage to charm often are when i am so drunk i have no memory of it. i find a new phone number in my phone and wonder if i had fun. its actualy kinda unnerving but i am told i am quite sweet when thoroughly destroyed. thats good to know because as you know i am often an angry and bitter fellow.
     
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    tigerchick46 Quick Learner

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    If you had to live in Dallas or Orlando, which would you choose and why?
     
    tigerchick46, Nov 7, 2012
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    Dallas. Always choose the bigger city and the city that is least sunny and always avoid Florida. Best citiest in America are New York Chicago and Seattle
     
    martin, Nov 7, 2012
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    Bud Lee Call me buttercup

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    If single, Dallas, great night life, thriving economy and a lot of people in my age range.

    If married with kids, Orlando, cause Disney world.
     
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