I saw him playing with a Ken Doll the other day...the hair had been painted silver with just a hint of brown and was wearing a neato SC sweater. He also had some Barbies in SC cheerleader sweaters, but he left them alone. He had SC Ken humping Starscream, the jet Decepticon. He was trying to imitate Starscream's voice, but was really sounding a lot like Andy Dick in a thresher. I asked him to let me play with the SC cheerleaders to see if he had made them wear unmentionables. He didn't respond, only reached into his pants and pulled out Destro and shook him in my face. I said, "His head is silver like your hair." He turned and went back to his dolls. Not much more I could do, so I took my crystal football and walked into the record books.
