Pete Carrol dies and goes to heaven. upon arrival to heaven he is greeted at the gate by GOD himself. GOD says to pete, "Pete we sure are glad to have you here in heaven. So glad that we have supplied you with your own house. Not many people have their own house in heaven you know." They proceed down a path until they reach a small two room home with faded usc trojan curtains on the windows and a tattered usc flag on the door. Before entering the house petey turns around and notices a huge southern style mansion across the way. The front walk is lined with brand new LSU flags and all the windows are covered with brand new LSU curtains. Pete looks at GOD and whines, "But why does Saban get that big pretty house and all I get is this two room shack?!" GOD looks angrily at pete and says, "That's not Saban's house, petey. That's MY house!"
how many times are we gonna see this joke rewritten this season???? it's a good joke but I have seen it too many times too many different ways.....
