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Paul Prejean says that LSU does not deserve BCS Bowl

Discussion in 'The Tiger's Den' started by JoeReckless, Nov 27, 2006.

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Re: Paul Prejean Saves Four From Fire

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Area Homosexual Saves Four From Fire
Heroic Neighbor Praised, Gay

BAKER, LA—Near-tragedy turned to joy Monday, when Phillip and Karen Widman and their two children were rescued from their burning house on Locust Street by Paul Prejean, a homosexual man.

Baker resident Paul Prejean, who likes to hold and kiss other men, is being hailed as a hero after rescuing a family of four from a deadly blaze.

The fire, believed to have started when a lit candle ignited a set of drapes, threatened to consume the home and the Widman family along with it. Prejean, heading home after visiting with other homosexuals, smelled smoke and saw flames through the Widmans' living-room window.

"I heard those children crying, and I knew I had to do something," the 34-year-old gay computer programmer told reporters. "I used their porch railing to climb up onto the roofing that hung below the children's bedroom. Then I kicked in their window to reach them."

Once the window was broken, gusts of wind began blowing into the house, feeding oxygen into the fire. "I couldn't see through the black wall of smoke," Prejean said, "but I was able to locate the children from the sound of their crying."

After the blinded, gay Prejean eased Meghan, 3, and Joshua, 18 months, out the window and leapt to the ground, protecting the children by absorbing the impact on his own back, he realized the children's parents had yet to be rescued.

"The older child started crying, saying that her parents were still in the house," said Prejean, who prefers the company of men to women. "So I had to go back in for them." He then climbed onto the roof of the house and entered the second-floor window, only to discover that the master bedroom was not on the upstairs floor. Bolting down the stairs, he found the first floor to be engulfed in flames and collapsing timbers. He nevertheless located the bedroom and carried the unconscious parents out on his shoulders.

By now a blackened, sooty, homosexual figure, Prejean set the Widmans down a safe distance from the house just as firefighters were arriving, and he collapsed on the lawn, exhausted and gay.

Prejean suffered burns covering over 25 percent of his body and sustained injuries leaving him unable to work or have sex with other men for about two months. Doctors describe his condition as stable but homosexual.

As donations and toys come pouring in to the family, which lost most of its possessions, congratulatory cards and telegrams are also being sent to Baker's new favorite gay citizen.

"This brave homosexual has inspired us all," Baker Mayor Matthew Colella said. "The local hospital has announced plans to rename its burn ward "The Paul Prejean Gay Burn Ward."

Karen Widman beamed with praise for her new hero: "He's the kind of guy you hope your kids will grow up to be like in certain ways, like courage."

Added husband Phillip: "Sometimes life makes you cynical, like it's you against the world. Then, out of nowhere, comes a totally selfless gay person who turns your whole view around."

Prejean is modest in the face of so many tributes: "I've always believed that one [homosexual] really can make a difference."
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Pharpe: I tried to send you a PM, but I cannot do that since my "contributor" status is in flux. Anyway, I just wanted to say......

Thank you for being a good sport. You are the MVP of the thread... Hands down.

Thank for the contributions.

islstl: you get honorable mention for keeping the thing going.

JoeReckless, Nov 29, 2006

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islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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"By now a blackened, sooty, homosexual figure, Prejean set the Widmans down a safe distance from the house just as firefighters were arriving, and he collapsed on the lawn, exhausted and gay".

This was some of the funniest shyt I have read in a long time.

Thanks Pharpe. I wish I could have given you some more rep.

islstl, Nov 29, 2006

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Thanks.

I just thought we should give old Paul his 15 minutes of fame.

pharpe, Dec 1, 2006

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Lprimo Pimpin Aint Easy

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LMAO......this is funny as hell....like when you're with your Best friend in highschool, and you tell him...Hey I think she's cute. And he yells out loud " Hey my buddy wants to bone you"....lolololol.

Lprimo, Dec 1, 2006

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islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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Wow this thread still lives.

Well at least we got that hilarious homosexual story post by Pharpe. It was worth it for this otherwise worthless thread.

islstl, Dec 1, 2006

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When drinking wine and eating tuna out of the can, chew THE DAMN TUNA WELL OR YOU WILL HAVE HEARTBURN!!!

Tygrr, Dec 1, 2006

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Next lesson:

If your world revovles around a woman, your revolutions are numbered.

Tygrr, Dec 2, 2006

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Well who cares what Paul whatever his name is thinks because LSU is going to the Sugarbowl baby. Hellz yea!

Jericho, Dec 19, 2006

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Jericho said: ↑

Well who cares what Paul whatever his name is thinks because LSU is going to the Sugarbowl baby. Hellz yea!
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I wonder what Mr. Prejean thinks about this year.

JoeReckless, Aug 3, 2007

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orlandotiger GEAUX TIGERS!

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JoeReckless said: ↑

I wonder what Mr. Prejean thinks about this year.
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Number one I have no clue how I missed this thread all of these years. It is the most worthless but for some reason entertaining thread I have ever read and the homosexual story is enough to make you cry laughing!

Number two I have no clue what Mr. Prejean would say but why don't you go ask him and get back to us!!!

orlandotiger, Aug 3, 2007

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