"It wasn't fair. Ya'll brought too many fans. If we would have played on a neutral field we would have won." "It wasn't fair. Eli was thinking about that cute boy in the student section in the sixth row. If he would have sat further up so that Eli couldn't see him, we would have won." Feel free to add your own!
"Ole Piss would have won if that damn goat hadnt distracted eli in the first quarter. Damn that was a good looking goat. I wish i was good looking like Eli so all the goats would love me too" Signed " Ole Miss Fan In Heat"