Oh dear. I just started p90x and some lame diet this week. $1000 is $1000 though. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO! I know I could take it out. If I make it to Saturday without breaking my diet that burrito will be my cheat day. This diet is killing me already and it's only been 2 days. If I make it to Saturday, there will be PLENTY of room. I wonder if they'll give me $2000 if I eat 2 of them. I've easily killed a fully stuffed illegal burrito before. This can't be that much bigger.
We should probably go ahead and get your furniture moved that morning so I can work up a good appetite. And I'll do p90x before that. This is in the bag.
Someone needs to photoshop a big burrito going into the mouth of shaqazulu's chompin' avatar...and, like Jesus in the taco, have Augie Burrito's head imprinted on the burrito!!
If you ate at Izzo's Illegal Burrito and didn't throw up you have an iron stomach. I went there once and the beef burrito was nothing but fat and gristle. That was 7 years ago and I have never been back.
I never have liked the overstuffed Mondo Burritos full of lots of inauthentic fare. Give me a regular size combo burrito any day. Just refried beans, onions, beef, cheese and salsa, thank you. If I'm really hungry, I can get two.
