Hum “Grandma got run over by a reindeer” before and while reading :shock: Ode to Cowbells Or “Did you the get the number on that truck” by Ramah It is the dismal morning after. I had my dreams of what cudda been Oh what the hell did we do last night, when LSU’s Tigers did drop in We are now at one and two, and our season is at a goddamned end My poor skull it is still ringing, and it’s no longer any use to pretend GOD punished us for the damned cowbells, SWEET JESUS this is true We should have never cheated, and tried to piss off Les Miles of LSU We won’t go bowling after Christmas with Santa Mullen and his Relf We’ll sit at home in trailers, and watch LSU claim their BCS top shelf Now the plan was pure and simple, I must confess now that it’s true We would break SEC rules on cowbells, for that showdown with LSU. To prepare for the mighty LSU Tigers, we would really raise some hell. Coach DAN told us to ring cowbells and give up a special redneck yell. The great Fred Smoot he’d give us a signal, when LSU was on an attack We were all to ignore JUMBO, whenever Smootie patted his own back Now the fines would not be much and Ole Mike Slive he’d understand That we MOO U Bulldogs are the most ill-bred & tempered in the land Now this took one hell of an effort, so they gave us all a day off school We practiced at pep rally and rang ‘em while Fred Smoot played a fool Lord everything was going so great, in Quarter One and Quarters Two We cost LSU five penalties and disrupted all their audible signals too Our slick cowbell plan was working, LSU could be beaten by our tricks We went nuts in the third quarter, when the field goal tied it six to six But our Dawgs were gettin so tired, cuz LSU kept whippin Bulldog Azz And by the start of fourth quarter, our DAWGS just flat ran out of gaz GOD punished us for the damned cowbells, SWEET JESUS this is true We should have never cheated, and tried to piss off Les Miles of LSU We won’t go bowling after Christmas with Santa Mullen and his Relf We’ll sit at home in trailers, and watch LSU claim their BCS top shelf It sucks to be a Moo U dawg :angry: ... but we'll get 'em next year!
