Ode to Cowbells ... Or ... Did you get the number on that truck

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  1. ramahsghost

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    Hum “Grandma got run over by a reindeer” before and while reading :shock:

    Ode to Cowbells
    Or
    “Did you the get the number on that truck”
    by Ramah

    It is the dismal morning after. I had my dreams of what cudda been
    Oh what the hell did we do last night, when LSU’s Tigers did drop in
    We are now at one and two, and our season is at a goddamned end
    My poor skull it is still ringing, and it’s no longer any use to pretend

    GOD punished us for the damned cowbells, SWEET JESUS this is true
    We should have never cheated, and tried to piss off Les Miles of LSU
    We won’t go bowling after Christmas with Santa Mullen and his Relf
    We’ll sit at home in trailers, and watch LSU claim their BCS top shelf

    Now the plan was pure and simple, I must confess now that it’s true
    We would break SEC rules on cowbells, for that showdown with LSU.
    To prepare for the mighty LSU Tigers, we would really raise some hell.
    Coach DAN told us to ring cowbells and give up a special redneck yell.

    The great Fred Smoot he’d give us a signal, when LSU was on an attack
    We were all to ignore JUMBO, whenever Smootie patted his own back
    Now the fines would not be much and Ole Mike Slive he’d understand
    That we MOO U Bulldogs are the most ill-bred & tempered in the land

    Now this took one hell of an effort, so they gave us all a day off school
    We practiced at pep rally and rang ‘em while Fred Smoot played a fool
    Lord everything was going so great, in Quarter One and Quarters Two
    We cost LSU five penalties and disrupted all their audible signals too

    Our slick cowbell plan was working, LSU could be beaten by our tricks
    We went nuts in the third quarter, when the field goal tied it six to six
    But our Dawgs were gettin so tired, cuz LSU kept whippin Bulldog Azz
    And by the start of fourth quarter, our DAWGS just flat ran out of gaz

    GOD punished us for the damned cowbells, SWEET JESUS this is true
    We should have never cheated, and tried to piss off Les Miles of LSU
    We won’t go bowling after Christmas with Santa Mullen and his Relf
    We’ll sit at home in trailers, and watch LSU claim their BCS top shelf

    It sucks to be a Moo U dawg :angry: ... but we'll get 'em next year!
     
  2. NavyTiger

    NavyTiger dunn dunn it all

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    mctiger RIP, and thanks for the music Staff Member

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    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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