ODE TO BULLSEYE (HEISMANN) WHITE By a tiger fan BULLSEYE WHITE, he will put up a fight, but alas he hasn’t the gas to geaux. He will try and try with all of his might, but it's going to be a Tiger Dee sheaux. That Heisman Lad, the best OU ever had, will be flushed by the Very Best Dee. And the people will know, Marquise Hill stole the show, from sea to shining sea. The game’s on the line, BULLSEYE WHITE takes the snap, what’s he gonna do. He hobbles to the left, because there ain’t NO RIGHT, just a Giant Wall for LSU. BULLSEYE WHITE has no time, he must throw on a dime, now or never he must But the coverage is there, his duck hangs in the air, and Webster’s pick is his Bust. Trailing 17 zip with time running out, BULLSEYE WHITE leads one last charge. He hobbles to the left, because there ain’t NO RIGHT, he spots a receiver at large. He lets loose the ball with a mighty long heave, and the crowd hears a Loud Crack The ball sails thru the air, LaRon Landry is there, as BULLSEYE lands on his back Another pick on the day, this one now makes it three, oh what is BULLSEYE to do He’s messed with the best and he’s died like the rest who faced the Great Dee LSU.
