"John said we should get some beer to look like we relate to common people, so I just bought this brewry!"
I'll refrain from making a remark about the widow Heinz...crass, classless remarks about the candidate's wives are Rex's domain.
you're right, but it's just too hard to pass up. "it tastes like de pizz of de bulz dat run in Spain. but for some reazon, de more i drink, de more it make me look oh zo sexzee! so....i like."