Q:What is the difference between a Notre Dame fan and a trampoline?
A:You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Q: What's the difference between the Notre Dame cheerleaders and the Titanic?
A: Only a couple thousand people went down on the titanic.

Q: What do the Fighting Irish and Marijuana have in common?
A: They both get smoked in a bowl.

Q: What's the difference between the Notre Dame football team and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: You're stranded on an island with a cannibal, a murderer, and a Notre Dame fan. You have a gun, but there are only two bullets left. Who do you shoot?
A: The Notre Dame fan (twice.)

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in South Bend?
A: They couldn't find Three Wise Men or a Virgin.

Found these online. :thumb: