If you dated a girl like a Tulane QB she would cost you a prime pick, never really deliver, and end up playing second fiddle (or third) to an older version of herself, while all her friends would tell you how it's all a conspiracy. If you know a TULANE fan, you will get the humor!
If you dated a girl like Jason White she would take you all the way to the alter but not be able to finish the deal. LMAO
yeah its pretty stupid, but its creative and to be honest what else is their to write about right now!!!!