Need a color coded Saban Threat signal

This would save time/energy:


CODE GREEN- No threat: Just signed 10 yr deal with 10M buyout clause

CODE BLUE- Minimal threat: Just signed 10 yr deal, "I love being at LSU."

CODE YELLOW- Average threat: Original contract in place, "I hope this is the beginning of good things."

CODE ORANGE- Elevated threat: Talking privately with one NFL team, " Give me some time to enjoy the NC."

CODE RED- Severe threat: Working out the deals of a NFL job, "We've gotten the program headed in the right direction and I want to thank you all sincerely"

I would put us at CODE ORANGE about now. I think on Monday, we'll either be going to BLUE or RED.

 

After reading the recent news, I would lower the threat status to BLUE.

 

hey give him a break, it takes a while for the posts to travel all the way to florida.

 

Maybe the cable wires are twisted and the signal gets slowed down the way water in a twisted hose does.

 

exactly...and when this hose twisting like plug occurs, the information is delayed, therefore hindering our beach buddy from obtaining the knowledge needed to prevent him from appearing completely and utterly ignorant. Now I just need to find an excuse for myself...

 

OK- here's what happened. I was riding in the car that has terrible AM reception and can't pick up WWL. I got home and pulled up tigerforums-- but, I wasn't in range of the wireless network and got a CACHED PAGE version. Thought there was no new news and I got nervous.

OK, so I panicked-- can I still stay?

(at least I didn't get slapped down by RAMAH)

 

Here. I made it into an easy to ready chart for people to keep in their wallets.