Need a color coded Saban Threat signal

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  1. pensacola

    pensacola Founding Member

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    This would save time/energy:


    CODE GREEN- No threat: Just signed 10 yr deal with 10M buyout clause

    CODE BLUE- Minimal threat: Just signed 10 yr deal, "I love being at LSU."

    CODE YELLOW- Average threat: Original contract in place, "I hope this is the beginning of good things."

    CODE ORANGE- Elevated threat: Talking privately with one NFL team, " Give me some time to enjoy the NC."

    CODE RED- Severe threat: Working out the deals of a NFL job, "We've gotten the program headed in the right direction and I want to thank you all sincerely"

    I would put us at CODE ORANGE about now. I think on Monday, we'll either be going to BLUE or RED.
     
  2. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    My goodness....where have you been all day?
     
  3. pensacola

    pensacola Founding Member

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    After reading the recent news, I would lower the threat status to BLUE.
     
  4. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    Did you just get on here, IGNORE the postings about Saban staying or not see it at all, and click "Start Discussion" as soon as you got on?

    wow.
     
  5. b L e S e U r

    b L e S e U r Founding Member

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    hey give him a break, it takes a while for the posts to travel all the way to florida.
     
  6. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Maybe the cable wires are twisted and the signal gets slowed down the way water in a twisted hose does.

    :D
     
  7. b L e S e U r

    b L e S e U r Founding Member

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    exactly...and when this hose twisting like plug occurs, the information is delayed, therefore hindering our beach buddy from obtaining the knowledge needed to prevent him from appearing completely and utterly ignorant. Now I just need to find an excuse for myself...
     
  8. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    Awww....I feel bad for our Florida brethren......my apologies
     
  9. pensacola

    pensacola Founding Member

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    OK- here's what happened. I was riding in the car that has terrible AM reception and can't pick up WWL. I got home and pulled up tigerforums-- but, I wasn't in range of the wireless network and got a CACHED PAGE version. Thought there was no new news and I got nervous.

    OK, so I panicked-- can I still stay?

    (at least I didn't get slapped down by RAMAH)
     
  10. StarscreamLSU

    StarscreamLSU Founding Member

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    Here. I made it into an easy to ready chart for people to keep in their wallets.
     

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