The level of awesome here can never be overstated. Really. This is almost as good as chicken wings

Must be why he balked on the TV gig. At least that's my version. Hell yeah.

Can we poach a O lineman or 2 before he gets there

These are the same guys that have always talked about how stupid and terrible CLM was, but now can't hide their chubbs at the thought of a head coach that get them bowl games.

I bet we can, if the ncaa gets off their ass and drops the hammer

and taint would run off to another board. Yay!

And take his alters, I mean his friends with him

You would think. Here's what would happen: he would tell us exactly why this or that happened/didn't happen and why Miles is the greatest ever and blah blah blah.

Damn....y'all giving ol taint the miles treatment and he's not gone anywhere..