Meanwhile in Florida

Absolutely disgusting! Why the driveway? Even animals go in the grass.

 

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending...wendy-s-in-florida-then-steals-safe/962564688

 

He is in big trouble with Mayor McCheese and Officer Big Mac.

 

https://www.wjhg.com/content/news/M...ckers-under-nine-year-olds-bed-512325071.html

 

https://fox8.com/2019/07/10/florida...into-ice-cream-maker-spitting-into-ice-cream/

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/f...and-shoots-nearby-pool-guy-instead/ar-AAE7jtO

 

Mother films daughter licking tongue depressor and putting it back with unused depressors in a doctors office.

https://www.firstcoastnews.com/arti...ffice/77-cddd638c-d753-4a57-b46a-64e4780e9484

 

Man carjacks vehicle but is caught because he doesn't know how to drive a stick. Priceless!

https://www.wesh.com/article/orange-county-arrest-carjacker-stick-shift/28423358

 

Crocodiles, A nuclear plant, radiation and Florida. Can you see where this is heading?

Still clueless? Watch a few old bad horrible movies.


https://www.ky3.com/content/news/American-crocodiles-thriving-outside-nuclear-plant-512992031.html

 

He is a "professional surfer." Who pays some fool to surf?

https://www.geek.com/news/florida-s...pts-for-bar-trip-instead-of-hospital-1797983/