Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Yellowtooth Clapping Head Coach (Mr yellowtooth clapping head coach) You start each spring talking of titles and trophies which is odd cause you haven't won a thing (not a damn thing) While most coaches teach and develop their players, you squander all the talent your boosters can buy (what a waste oooooh) And like a true puppet coach, you talk about family, sell the hype, and promise a conference title next year (just one more year yeahhh) When fans start cryin', stop donating, and call for your head on the internet, you just fire an assistant and tune up the spin machine (oooh spinmaster ooh) So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light there Coach February because were it not for you the fans would think things are as bad as they actually are.
Fantastic. If you do set it to music I can do the narration. I do a pretty good impression of John Facenda.
