Love Lost: Auburn and USC.

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  1. Jean Lafitte

    Jean Lafitte The Old Guard

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    It was so heartwarming last year when Auburn expressed its undying love and devotion for The Men of Troy. I really enjoyed reading all the message boards for Aub and USC, because it is so rare for two teams to love each other so much . . .

    Auburn Man: "Oh, Men of Troy, thou are the finest college football team in the land. And thy fans are, O so nice (especially in those All Male Bathhouses)

    USC Trojan Man: "Many thanks, Auburn War Hen, for your team is indeed wise to recognize the best in the land . . . see you at the All Male Bathhouse, and please remember to bring the pepperonis."

    Now, folks, I've spent a few minutes reading the Auburn and USC boards, and I'm here to tell you that SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED to this true manly love shared by these two fine teams. AUBURN NO LONGER LOVES USC.

    Egad. Dare I say it?? Auburn NOW says that USC is NOT the best team in the land! The Auburn men were actually rooting against their Trojan heroes and bath buddies from Troy!!

    O HOW FICKLE THOU ART, DEAR BAUBURN MEN (FORMERLY FREQUENTERS OF THE TROJAN BATH HOUSES.)

    PS I was disappointed in the result of the USC/Notre Dame game, because I was pulling for Notre Dame for the entire 4th Quarter.

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  2. MarineTiger

    MarineTiger Founding Member

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    Just a side note, when I watched our game last year in the Sugar Bowl.....I had an Auburn fan (still have a picture of this on my digital camera) wearing a Boomer Sooner shirt that his cousin who went to Auburn had sent him.

    So.....go USC and OU
     
  3. fanatic

    fanatic Habitual Line Stepper

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    LMMFFAO. :rofl: :rofl:
     
  4. TigerFan90

    TigerFan90 Too far away from home

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    Go ask those Auburn guys now who the real champ was last year. ;) :lsup: :champs:
     
  5. cadillacattack

    cadillacattack Illegitimi non carborundum est

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    I gotta' admit Lafitte, that's pretty damn funny :lol:

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  6. Jean Lafitte

    Jean Lafitte The Old Guard

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    Meant to be in fun.

    But I'm a romantic at heart, and I hate to see formerly happy couples break up.
     
  7. diamondheadtiger

    diamondheadtiger Founding Member

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    TwistedTiger Founding Member

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    Yes it is indeed hard to see two who were so in love just a year ago have such a nasty split. Great post Lafitte!!!!!:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: Poor Awbarn the jilted lover. :bncry: :bncry: :bncry: :bncry: :bncry:
     
  9. ChineseBandit

    ChineseBandit Founding Member

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    Well Auburn now gets a taste of how desperate the press is to perform fellatio-by-poll on the USC Boys of Troy. It's USC over everyone because the press wants it that way. Period.
     
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    :hihi:
     

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