Liberals...

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  1. Rex_B

    Rex_B Geaux Time

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    I find this word being thrown around a lot here. Most of it in the derogatory sense.

    Could someone please lay out some objective facts that make someone a liberal or is a liberal usually just someone that doesn't agree with your subjective viewpoints?
     
  2. mobius481

    mobius481 Registered Member

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    I will add to the discussion by saying that I think republicans in the past 20 years have managed to lock in a negative conotation to the word "liberal" and a positive conotation to the word "conservative" which has created a term that is probably overused in campaigns now.. I do find it ridiculous that every four years, the most liberal senator of all time is running for president. It's amazing how that happens.
     
  3. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    Liberals are the ones who puddle up when, every Christmas, Coke runs their "I Want to Teach the World to Sing" commercial.

    Conservatives get a warm, fuzzy feeling when the Budweiser Christmas Clydesdale commercial comes on.
     
  4. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    The Conservative Ten Commandments-

    I. Thou shalt talk about Christian principles, but not live by them

    II. Thou shalt attack opponents personally when you can't win on policies

    III. Thou shalt call yourself pro-life, but be in favor of the death penalty

    IV. Thou shalt call yourself pro-life, and put guns in the hands of school children

    V. Thou shalt give lip service to democracy while taking away civil liberties

    VI. Profit is the Lord Thy God, thou shalt not put the people's interest above those of your corporate contributors

    VII. Thou shalt make sure fetuses have health coverage, but leave children and babies behind

    VIII Thou shalt bear false witness against your opponents and liberals, and demonize them**

    IX. Thou shalt run on a moderate platform, then enact right-wing policies as soon as possible

    X. Thou shalt call the media liberal, so that people forget that the media is owned by corporations with a conservative fiscal agenda
     
  5. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Definition of a liberal

    1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

    2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

    3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

    4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUVs.

    6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

    7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

    8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

    9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.

    10. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
     
  6. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali Booger Eatin Moron

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    What do you call those that like them both?
     
  7. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    You made up the conservative ones
     
  8. DJM136

    DJM136 fubar 24/7

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    escape goats :wave:
     
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  9. mobius481

    mobius481 Registered Member

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    Red, I noticed you posted the conservative top ten before the liberal top ten. Why don't you just come out as the full blown commy that you are?:hihi:
     
  10. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Почему не делают Вы целуете мою красную задницу, белого мальчика.
     

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