...since I can't rightfully crack any about Appy St. I'll start. Q: How is Alabama football like a maggot? (I know there are about a million ways you could answer this one lol) A: They can both feed off of a dead bear for 30 years. :lsup: :geauxtige LSU! :champs: :crystal: :champs: LSU! :geauxtige :lsup:
How many Alabama fans does it take to change a light bulb? 90,000...1 to change the light bulb and 89,999 to talk about how The Bear would have done it.
Q: What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common? A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
Apparently, a LSU Tiger fan, a Bama fan and a Vol fan all died and went to heaven. But, they were each told that due to certain things they had done, they had to receive a little punishment. Their punishment would be determined by which of three doors they chose. The Tiger chose door #1 and walked into a room with a angry bear. He heard a voice overhead, "Tiger Todd, you have sinned. You will spend the rest of eternity being mauled by this bear. " Then the Bama fan chose door #3 and walked into a room with lots of poisonous snakes. He heard a voice overheard, "Bama Bob, you have sinned. You will spend the rest of eternity being bit by these poisonous snakes." So the Vol fan took the only door left, #2. He walked in to find a huge, king sized bed with silk sheets and feather pillows. The room was the most exquisite he had ever seen. He turned and saw none other than Cindy Crawford. He was just about to get excited when he heard a voice overhead," Cindy Crawford, you have sinned . . ." Sorry - I couldn't sell out.... :hihi:
When arrested after his "White Bronco" escapade, O.J. Simpson was asked where he was going and why... he answered, of course, i was going to Tuscaloosa.... nobody would ever look for a heisman there.
How do you tell if you are getting close to tuscaloosa? If you have to pull over to take a leak (no facilities there), all the livestock backs up to the fence.
