Let's all weep for the Pac 10

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  1. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    from espn.com page 2

    Rose Bowl Conferences Stiffed
    NCAA riddle: What do you get when you combine the number of Pac-10 and Big Ten schools in the tournament?

    NCAA riddle answer: The total of schools from the Conference USA who made the tournament.

    As a proud Pac-10'er, I can humbly report this is a dark day for the West Coast. The Pac-10 calls itself "Conference of Champions," but I guess it won't look so good when a closer look reveals the champions to be in volleyball, water polo and deep-tissue suntans.

    And to think, the Pac-10's third team, Washington, got in on the equivalent of a buzzer-beater, a late-season run.

    Ouch! This is the conference of Walton, Alcindor, Goodrich and O'Bannon. (That's right. You're reading from a Bruin bully pulpit. Such is the price of free reading on the Internet.)

    Now, the Pac-10 is getting smoked by Conference USA, which is like CBS or NBC getting smoked in the ratings by the WB or UPN.

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  2. USMTiger

    USMTiger Founding Member

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    Bah, ConfUSA has better football teams too.
     
  3. BB

    BB Founding Member

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    I can't understand why they always dance around it and fool themselves...

    A good look in the mirror and a "WE REALLY SUCK" would enlighten so many on the left coast.

    Water Polo????????????????????????? Get a life!
     
  4. Sourdoughman

    Sourdoughman TigerFan of LSU and the Tigerman

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    LOL,
    Water Polo is a way of life on the left coast
     
  5. bayareatiger

    bayareatiger If it's too loud YOU'RE TOO OLD

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    All you southern yokels need to cut the PAC-1 some slack!

    I mean, their water polo team would KILL our water polo team...

    ...unless we find a way to get some live crawfish in the pool :D

    Can you say "Bobbitized" :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
     
  6. bayareatiger

    bayareatiger If it's too loud YOU'RE TOO OLD

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    That wouldn't work.

    As soon as they said "We really suck" SOMEONE would be there to say "Whatever, dude"...

    ...if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it does it still whatever, dude?
     

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