1. What a quality source ...Bahhhhhhhhhhhhwhooooooooooooosh

    WEDNESDAY RUMOR MILL: School says sure -- wait until we pull our pants down and turn around . . . Saban pulls his bull**** again -- are the Saints the next stop in Nick the Dick's "Love Me" tour? . . . Texas player also becomes a member of the "Doing the Ricky" club . . . Fulmer wants to spread the coin . . . Ohio State QB to have a lot of time to wrap gifts . . . Our sister site gets cranium from local paper

    . . . 11 One-Liners . . . MORE!
  2. I coulda sworn that was the Japanese...
  3. Dude, watch Animal House and get back to us on that one.
  4. That's too easy

    Must ... resist ... explanation ...
  5. I'm with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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