Sorry if you've already heard this one: Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon. An LSU fan, an Auburn fan, a Tennessee fan, and a Mississippi State fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most die-hard fan. Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Tennessee fan proclaimed to the other three "This is for the Volunteers!" and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice, screaming 'Rocky Top' as he fell to his death. Not to be outdone by the Tennessee fan, the Mississippi State fan jumped up and shouted "This is for the DAWGS!" and threw himself off the mountain barking 'Who let the Dawgs out?..Woof..woof, woof, woof!' as he crashed on the rocks below. Refusing to be outdone by the Tennessee and Mississippi State fans, the LSU fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs "This is for THE TIGERS!" and without hesitation, pushed the Auburn fan off the mountain shouting---Fly War Eagle! Fly! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
A cowgirl, who is visiting Tennessee from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself. The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way. She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When she comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in her eyes and she laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she explains, "it's just that my husband and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my sisters though." __________________
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of three, nine or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well", he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's THE night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12-pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist!
Two LSU fans are riding in the cab of a truck and a third person, who happens to be a Arkansas fan is riding in the bed. It was a fogging night and they were driving on a curvy road next to the bayou. All of a sudden, a deer jumped out so the driver swerved to miss it. Unfortunantly, he swerved right into the bayou and the truck began to sink. The two LSU fans were lucky and got the doors open and swam to safety. Tragically, the Arkansas fan drowned because he could not get the tailgate open.
Dang, them are funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :geauxtige :geauxtige :geauxtige :geauxtige :geauxtige
A bear and a rabbit wear walking in the woods, after awhile the bear stops to drop the kids off at the pool. He sticks his head from the bushes and ask the rabbit if he has ever had a problem with sh!t sticking to his fur. The rabbit thinks for a second and answers, " No I dont think so". So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.
Wiess dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the pearly gates and says, "Come with me, we have your eternal home prepared". They get to his place, and it is a nice, neat little cottage with a Notre Dame flag flying in the front. Wiess says thanks and then looks up the hill. He sees a huge mansion with LSU flags and banners all over the place. Wiess looks at God and says, "Don't get me wrong, I'm thankful for my cottage. But why does Miles get that mansion?" God says, "That's MY house!" :geauxtige :geauxtige :geauxtige :geauxtige :geauxtige :geauxtige :geauxtige :geauxtige :geauxtige :geauxtige
Two Aggies go big game hunting in Canada. They bagged six moose, and were very excited. They got to small airport, for their charter back home. The pilot politely told them that they could only bring back three moose, because of weight restrictions on their plane. They argued back and forth, and the pilot wouldn't change his mind. So one of the Aggies told the pilot, "Look, we had six last year, and the pilot let us take them all on board. And it was a plane just like this one!" The pilot gave up, and said, "Fine, if it worked last year, just load 'em up." The plane took off, and wobbled some. Finally, the plane couldn't make it anymore and crashed. One of the Aggies climbed out of the wreckage and looked around and saw his buddy a few feet away. He said, "Hey Earl, that was rough. Where the hell are we?" Earl replied, "Well, it looks like just about the same place we went down last year!"
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