Jokes for SabanFan

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  1. MikeD

    MikeD Sports Genius

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    Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super
    Bowl?
    A: The New Orleans Saints.

    Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and Billy Graham have in common?
    A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

    Q: How do you keep a New Orleans Saint out of your yard?
    A: Put up goal posts.

    Q: Where do you go in New Orleans in case of a tornado?
    A: The Superdome - they never get a touchdown there!

    Q: What do you call a New Orleans Saint with a Super Bowl ring?
    A: A thief.

    Q: Why doesn't Baton Rouge have a professional football team?
    A: Because then New Orleans would want one.

    Q: Why was Jim Haslett upset when the New Orleans Saints play book was
    stolen?
    A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

    Q: What's the difference between the New Orleans Saints and a dollar
    bill?
    A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

    Q: How do the New Orleans Saints count to 10?
    A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 !

    Q: How many New Orleans Saints does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

    Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and possums have in common?
    A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

    Q: How can you tell when the New Orleans Saints are going to run the
    football?
    A: Aaron Brooks leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes
     
  2. LSUTiger

    LSUTiger Founding Member

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    Hahaha!! :D thats funny
     
  3. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    Ohhhhhhhhhhh:shock: Those were jokes?
     
  4. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    The biggest joke is the Saints themselves.
     
  5. Purple Jungle

    Purple Jungle Founding Member

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    The San Antonio Saints....hmm...maybe?
     
  6. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    That has a nice ring to it.

    Deep within my heart lies a melody - "San Antonio Rose" - Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys
     
  7. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    More likely the Los Angeles Whatever they change the name to like when the Cleveland Browns became the Baltimore Ravens and won a Superbowl and the Houston Oilers became the Tennessee Titans and went to the Superbowl.
     
  8. MikeD

    MikeD Sports Genius

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    The Saints won't be going anywhere anytime soon. I'm really looking forward to the NFL on Sunday and especially the Saints.

    SabanFan, denial is more than just a river in Egypt. I'd bet a bowl of gumbo that you're in front of the TV at 3:00 tomorrow. :D
     

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