Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The New Orleans Saints. Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q: How do you keep a New Orleans Saint out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in New Orleans in case of a tornado? A: The Superdome - they never get a touchdown there! Q: What do you call a New Orleans Saint with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief. Q: Why doesn't Baton Rouge have a professional football team? A: Because then New Orleans would want one. Q: Why was Jim Haslett upset when the New Orleans Saints play book was stolen? A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q: What's the difference between the New Orleans Saints and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. Q: How do the New Orleans Saints count to 10? A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 ! Q: How many New Orleans Saints does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows and we may never find out. Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! Q: How can you tell when the New Orleans Saints are going to run the football? A: Aaron Brooks leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes
That has a nice ring to it. Deep within my heart lies a melody - "San Antonio Rose" - Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys
More likely the Los Angeles Whatever they change the name to like when the Cleveland Browns became the Baltimore Ravens and won a Superbowl and the Houston Oilers became the Tennessee Titans and went to the Superbowl.
The Saints won't be going anywhere anytime soon. I'm really looking forward to the NFL on Sunday and especially the Saints. SabanFan, denial is more than just a river in Egypt. I'd bet a bowl of gumbo that you're in front of the TV at 3:00 tomorrow.
