Jimmy Swaggert back in the news

Discussion in 'Free Speech Alley' started by islstl, Sep 22, 2004.

  1. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

    He had to apologize for saying in one of his recent sermons that he would KILL any gay man who looked at him in a romantic way.

    Apparently Jimbo's 10 commandments has an asterisk mark by one of them. :hihi:

    Let the jokes begin.....SabanFan, BengalB, etc.
     
  2. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

    You know you're gay If you know a guy who swears that his brother-in-law was the admitting doctor in the emergency room when Richard Gere came in with a gerbil up his butt. :grin:
     
  3. LSUGradin99

    LSUGradin99 I Bleedeth Purple 'N Gold

    He also said this:

    "public officials who support equal marriage protections for same-sex couples should "have to marry a pig and live with him forever""
     
  4. LSUGradin99

    LSUGradin99 I Bleedeth Purple 'N Gold

    TRANSCRIPT:

    "I get amazed. I can't look at it but about 10 seconds. That these politicians dancing around this ... dancing around this ... I'm trying to find the correct name for it -- this utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupidity of men marrying men. [Amens from audience.]

    "I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. [Swaggart laughs; audience laughs and applauds.] And I'm gonna be blunt and plain: if one ever looks at me like that, I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died." [Audience applauds and laughs.]

    "In case anybody doesn't know it, God calls it an abomination. [Audience cheers and applauds.] It's an abomination! It's an abomination!

    "These ridiculous utterly absurd district attorneys and judges and state congress. [Mumbles] "Well, we don't know." They ought to, they ought to, they ought to have to marry a pig and live with him forever. [Audience laughs.] I'm not knocking the poor homosexual. I'm not.They need salvation just like anybody else. I'm knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. And I think God that President Bush has stated [Swaggart stops talking; audience applauds] ... we need a constitutional amendment that states that marriage is between a man and a woman."
     
  5. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james


    ***enters martin with urban myth link to refute such occurrence.
     
  6. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    I heard Swaggart killed his doctor when he told him to cough.
     
  7. G_MAN113

    G_MAN113 Founding Member

    I don't think the gay men out there have much to worry about...I mean, even they know that Brother Jimmy just likes to watch. :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:
     

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