Jimmy Swaggert back in the news

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  1. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    He had to apologize for saying in one of his recent sermons that he would KILL any gay man who looked at him in a romantic way.

    Apparently Jimbo's 10 commandments has an asterisk mark by one of them. :hihi:

    Let the jokes begin.....SabanFan, BengalB, etc.
     
  2. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    You know you're gay If you know a guy who swears that his brother-in-law was the admitting doctor in the emergency room when Richard Gere came in with a gerbil up his butt. :grin:
     
  3. LSUGradin99

    LSUGradin99 I Bleedeth Purple 'N Gold

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    He also said this:

    "public officials who support equal marriage protections for same-sex couples should "have to marry a pig and live with him forever""
     
  4. LSUGradin99

    LSUGradin99 I Bleedeth Purple 'N Gold

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    TRANSCRIPT:

    "I get amazed. I can't look at it but about 10 seconds. That these politicians dancing around this ... dancing around this ... I'm trying to find the correct name for it -- this utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupidity of men marrying men. [Amens from audience.]

    "I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. [Swaggart laughs; audience laughs and applauds.] And I'm gonna be blunt and plain: if one ever looks at me like that, I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died." [Audience applauds and laughs.]

    "In case anybody doesn't know it, God calls it an abomination. [Audience cheers and applauds.] It's an abomination! It's an abomination!

    "These ridiculous utterly absurd district attorneys and judges and state congress. [Mumbles] "Well, we don't know." They ought to, they ought to, they ought to have to marry a pig and live with him forever. [Audience laughs.] I'm not knocking the poor homosexual. I'm not.They need salvation just like anybody else. I'm knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. And I think God that President Bush has stated [Swaggart stops talking; audience applauds] ... we need a constitutional amendment that states that marriage is between a man and a woman."
     
  5. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    ***enters martin with urban myth link to refute such occurrence.
     
  6. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    I heard Swaggart killed his doctor when he told him to cough.
     
  7. G_MAN113

    G_MAN113 Founding Member

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    I don't think the gay men out there have much to worry about...I mean, even they know that Brother Jimmy just likes to watch. :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:
     

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