It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas

Ev'rywhere you go;
Take a look at the blogs and then, relish what's signed within:
A future even freepers seem to know.

It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas,
Indictments are in store,
But the prettiest sight to see is the newspaper that will be
On your own front door.

 

That is so true:

Check out today's front page!!

 

I see, you get all your information from the left wing blogs.
You seem like the type of person that would be against Christmas
and all the traditions that go with it.
I do know you are against Christians.

I guess thats why you call it Fitzmas.