Nick Saban has decided to stay at LSU after much deliberation. When asked what the deciding factor was for his staying in the college ranks, Saban stated, "If a freakin' genius like Pete Carroll can't win there, I'd have no chance." Also, Steve Spurrier will be announced tommorow as the new head coach at Nebraska. Spurrier was swayed by Cornhusker officials by a 3 million dollar a year salary and a pledge to plow under all the state's corn fields to build new golf courses. Finally, the AP media poll has determined that the earth is indeed flat. Upon hearing that computers insist that the planet Earth is a round sphere, an overwhelming majority of outraged AP voters cast their ballots in favor of " the Earth is flat."
Is that the same newscast I saw where aliens came down and gave us the cure for cancer, Superman ridded the world of all WMD's, and King Kong got shot off of the Empire State Building?
Thats the one. The same one where a psychic predicted that the children of Michael Jackson and Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin will join together to defeat the Anti Christ in 2021
